I wish I was cool too.

Check it out.  I SO WISH I was one of those super cool bloggers that gets to review stuff before it EVEN COMES OUT.  I am so jealous.  SO VERY JEALOUS.  I mean Vintage Vixen by China Glaze is my dream come true as far as polish colors go and it is simply KILLING ME to see everyone else posting their review swatches. I want to scream from the rooftops, "CHINA GLAZE I LOVE YOU, PLEASE THINK I AM COOL, AND HERE IS MY MAILING ADDRESS!".  

I need the vintage vixen collection like I need coffee ok, I need it from deep within the depths of my soul.  And even more than needing to own the polish, I long for the chance to get my hands on them for review before anyone else does, and post swatches for all to see while yelling out, "NA NA NA NA NA NA!!!"

But since I am NOT in the fashion loop and I am NOT one of those cool bloggers *grumble* here are some stank, old, boring swatches of stuff that has been out FOREVER.  Zoya neutrals commin' up! 
Love. perfect in 2 coats. This wore like iron.  What a great shade of putty, I want walls this color.
This is basically Amanda with a drop of yellow. 3 coats though.
I will never wear this. 4 coats pictured and makes my hands look "dirty".
My new favorite pale pink! 2 smooth coats, this one goes on the "wear often" shelf next to Amanda.
3 coater, meh.  I am not a fan of shimmer in neutral polishes.
This is really dark/warm/yellow for me as far as neutrals but I like it anyway! 2 coats.


I have always liked Zoya.  Great dry time, long lasting, cool colors, the bottles RULE, but GOOD LORD their customer service is the SUCK.  Once again they messed up my order.  I got 36 bottles...that's 6 full mini Zoya boxes.  Now you would THINK that Vitali would notice a problem when all 6 boxes aren't FULL.  Does Vitali always pack yalls orders too? lol.  So. Out of 36 colors take a WILD guess which color they left out. Just GUESS.  YEP, Zoya Ariel, the one named the same as my step daughter. AWESOME.

Love, MM

PS- Zoya's are still totally worth it.

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