Hello. I have not had internet since April 28th 2010 and I am lucky to still be alive. Seriously have you ever been without internet for that long? SERIOUSLY? Do you realize how long that is in "interwebz time"? It's like 5 years ok.
The first week or so I tried to be cool about it and act all one with nature and, "I'm living the simple life" hanging my clothes out to dry and not shaving my legs, THEN, I became so desperate for a connection to my beloved laptop I started to play those dumb ass games in the accessories tab just so I could spend time on the computer. Go ahead punk, challenge me to a game of minesweeper, I freaking dare you. I am a P.R.O.
A quick side note here- Dear poor pathetic winner of my Boston Terrier Rescue giveaway. Your polish was mailed yesterday and please tell me how you would like to receive your $25 bones. I am so incredibly sorry it has taken so long to get you the goods!
Anyhoo here are a few swatches of the china glaze poolside collection, NOT. What I mean is, here are the two polishes from the poolside collection that I bought, slathered in glitter because they are stupid on their own.
Towel boy toy is the base for this one. It applies ok but I am SICK of neons and this is a 3+ coater worn alone. BLECH.
Meh. This is Kiwi coolada under sour apple. It looks like crap alone and takes a lot of coats but this combo was kinda cool. I actually wore it for over 24 hours which is almost a record.
Here is Electric Lilac over the purple polish from the poolside collection...oh WAIT they didn't freaking MAKE a purple they just made three more identical bright pinks instead. The base for this, since I was unable to acquire a new purple, was spontaneous.
It's great to be back dudes.
Love, MM
