Color Club Pardon my French Collection

*sigh*

This collection left a lot to be desired.  The formula on the cremes save one, Take me to your chateau which was a one coater, was streaky, sheer and took 3+ coats to even out. Not to mention the colors are BOOOR-ING, played out, and one of them is just plain, straight up, ugly dude!  I mean come on, a couple of overdone pinks and pastels, 2 boring glitters and one ugly glitter?  This is a FREAKIN STUPID collection Color Club!

The glitters were totally sheer, crap, and basically unbuildable, unless you want to deal with INSANE tip drag. So I had to layer them, which I hate!  If you wanted to achieve bottle color on those glitters, you would need to take the drastic measure of letting each coat dry completely before applying the next of a total of about 5-6 coats. Even if you use a nude base coat, which I did, bottle color is going to take a good 3-4 coats.

I feel like a real ass for giving this as a prize a few weeks ago.  I hadn't swatched them when I gave it away, otherwise I never would have.  I'm sorry your prize is crap, dear winner.  I think the name of this collection is pretty hilarious considering all the cussing that will take place all over the world as pissed off women try to paint their nails with these polishes.
 3 coats, not worth it.
4 coats, retarded.
 2 coats over nude. So sheer!
Who the hell's skin is this color?  My BFF will lol at this because it's clearly ONLY for people with Jaundice.
This is one of the ugliest polishes I have ever seen. It's 2 coats over a nude.
This one applied awesome. It was good in one coat but I did 2 out of habit.
 This is 2 coats over take me to your chateau.

Love, MM

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